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Jaime
18
New York


welcome to my blog niggas

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

death-by-lulz:

derp:

Stop you’re embarrassing yourself

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Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.

thorgore:

thorgore:

what do you mean its 2013

WWII was literally last week

oh

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the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN

rainbow-prism:

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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it’s blocked on mine for being a pornography site

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lafranglophone:

hahahaha that guy is my idol

lafranglophone:

hahahaha that guy is my idol